still a little girl.

At dinner:

Ian  - Did you know when you're hungry and thirsty everything taste better? 
Me - Yeah, its a known fact
Ian  - Did you know people in China use 25 thousand chopsticks a year?

This is where I get annoyed cuz he sounds like that little girl on Astro who goes 'Did you know an ostrich brain is smaller than its eyes' and I was so not in the mood to layan.

So i say

Me - Did you know Paupa New Guinea is NOT in New Zealand?

At which my mum nearly chokes on her food cuz she found it so amusing after how i told her that I thought PNG was part of NZ.

Emma - Isn't it a band? You mean its not touring in New Zealand right?



That one liner won hands down. 
I think it's all the cheerleading you're doing Emma. 
Try not to let your flyers fall on your head. XX.