not smarter than a 5th grader

I was telling Jil how it would be TORCHER once i go overseas since i can't see Chris as often as i do now.

She didn't reply for awhile.

And then she did.

'its TORTURE la.'


o o p s i e d a i s i e s h o k i e p o k i e.

'when you said torcher i thought of like fire or some torch light thing'.

sorry la msn no spell check.

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my moral portfolio is about the death penalty. so being the procrastinator i am i started researching yesterday. due, tomorrow. I KNOW I KNOW.

anyway, so i was looking up crimes that deserve the death penalty, and guess what i found!!

"Murder related to the smuggling of ALIENS."

i fell apart laughing thinking omg the americans think of EVERYTHING, smuggling of aliens..what bs. alien abduction. pfft. rosewell. double pfft.

so i thought i was damn smart, i went downstairs to tell my mum about my alien story.

she said,
'oh yeah human trafficking'.

blinkblink.

"maaa they said ALIENS. you know green slimey roswell related things. you mean alien abduction right"

"no. human trafficking. immigrants and illegals. thats what they call people who arent citizens of the country. aliens"

oh boy. just when i felt really smart doing all this reading up on the death penalty.