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things you dont NEED to know about my body but il tell you anyway just because. (:



1. my hair is falling like more than usual, and its scary cuz i dowana look like the ABOVE

2. But despite all the hair falling i also think my hair is growing sideways and not getting any longer. i dont even know if thats possible but my hair is all poofy on the left side and not on the right, and its been stuck at the same length for awhile now.

3. i feel totally naked and alil violated because my facial lady decided to remove my upper lip hair before i could say yes or no. thats like one part of my body that i have never removed hair from! its all hairless now. not like it was very hairy in the first place. i hope when it grows its not all ugly and thick and black and BLEAAAH.

                                   THUMBS DOWN.

4. tweezing, waxing and shaving is such a chore. I cannot wait til im so rich i can spend on money on leg and underarm hair. not for rebonding or treatment, but to zapzap it AWAY PERMANENTLY, with electrolysis!

5. so my facial lady may have removed my upperlip hair but she totally rocks cuz she permed my eyelashes for free. (: (: (: so its all pretty and curly and FREEEEEE. if only i could flutter them.

6. you know how under your lip theres this thing that connects to your gum? mine was all the way down between my teeth. chris calls it a mouth clit. abigail used to say if i talked too fast that that THING would just POP and my lips would be all flat. i went snorkelling in bali 2 years back, and that thing actually came out from between my teeth, so now its just there. and if i smile and youre looking at me from the side you can see the gap between my teeth. God im weird. find me one other person who has this stupid mouth clit...then we can form a club. i always wonder if i can push it back in or just remove it completely. but im so afriad my lips would fall flat on my teeth and not move. how to talk like that ( chris is probly gona go remove it in my sleep after reading this).

7. my nail is peeling, not breaking, PEELING. like in layers. like an effing onion.

i banyak masalah la.