consolation prizes

the only you can find out just how much freecell, solitaire, and minesweeper you can play nonstop is by working at the computer lab.

dahla i dont get paid. grumblegrumble. ok fine so they paid for two semester fees.

they better pay for the next two. -________-

interview for scholarship later. GAH HORROR GASP FAINT. what could they possibly ask?

apart from why do you deserve this scholarship??
because your fees are exorbitant

chris helped me prepare for the interview, actually he prepared me for every other future interviews too.

this is what he taught me to say.


interviewer: unbutton your shirt.
me              : how many?

interviewer: hike up your skirt.
me              : how high?

interviewer: bend over.
me              : how low?

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there you go girls, expert tips from the expert he would like to think so boyfriend.

wish me luck! (: